Adventures Of Fred And Derek: 100 Theme Challenge52 OldF Sometimes, Derek... When I feel the pain in my crack, I feel so old.D I wouldn't want to be near you when you feel pain in your crack! (laughs)F Derek, please! Can you stop with the crack jokes? AND the musical jokes?(beat)D We've got to have some continuity.F Not over MY back!D Oh please... that back remark is so tempting...F Fight the temptation, Derek!(beat)D Gee... have we become grouchy or what? We must be getting old...F Well you know the song... "You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older...D That's a great birthday song.F True too.(off panel)F Hey wait! We've forgotten the joke!D Must be old age.53 DesecrateF Another fun Fred fact: Did you know our creator, Bonnz, is a Pastafari?D What's that?F A religious parody that says we were all created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.(both laugh loudly)(beat)D Wait Fred... Isn't that sacreligious?F There's an interesting theory for that...D Oh oh, here we go...F Although the definition
The Adventures of Fred and Derek: Text VersionSince I probably won't be able to scan and upload all 100 comics, and since the chance of you being able to read my handwriting is low, I'll put the Fred & Derek Stage Version here.The Adventures Of Fred The Flea And Derek Dustmite; for entertainment before, during and after class: 100 Theme Challenge Transcript.1 IntroductionF Since we assume you don't know us yet...D Allow us to introduce ourselves.F I'm Fred.D I'm Derek.FD How do you do?F We've been colouring the life of our creator for over a year now...D So we thought we'd step out. Bonnz picked us to host her 100 Theme Challenge.F Wait Derek, does that mean we have to perform 100 jokes? (beat)D I guess so...F We were picked because we're cute...D Funny...F Filled with potential...D And of course...FD We're easy to draw! (both laugh) (a pencil with eraser comes in to erase F and D)F Hey... Is she trying to erase usFD (laugh)F You can't, silly!D We're drawn in biro!F So, are you ready?D What for?
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